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Gooseywise Graphic T-Shirt

Gooseywise Graphic T-Shirt

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"We all honk down here..."

Geese are already infamous for their unhinged, intimidating energy—so naturally, dressing one up in a sinister circus clown costume is a match made in dark comedy heaven. This spooky mashup blends vintage horror aesthetics with everyday avian chaos for a design that is equal parts terrifying and hilarious.

Product Highlights

  • Original Horror Parody: Features a detailed illustration of a chaotic white goose wearing a vintage-style ruffle clown outfit, complete with pom-poms, wild eyes, and sinister face paint.

  • Bold Horror Typography: Distressed, dripping red lettering reading "WE ALL HONK DOWN HERE..." designed to grab attention immediately.

  • Optimized for Dark Apparel: High-contrast composition crafted specifically to stand out on black tees, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and art prints.

  • Great Gift Idea: The ultimate design for lovers of dark humor, spooky season aesthetic, funny bird memes, and creepy clown art.

 

 

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft comfort

- Garment-dyed heavy fabric (6.1 oz) with a lived-in texture

- Tubular, side-seam-free construction for a smooth, classic silhouette

- Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear

- Available S–4XL with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit and sewn-in label

 

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

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