Gooseywise Graphic T-Shirt
Garment-dyed cotton that softens with every wash.
Not just shelf art, an everyday tee that holds up.
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"We all honk down here..."
Geese are already infamous for their unhinged, intimidating energy—so naturally, dressing one up in a sinister circus clown costume is a match made in dark comedy heaven. This spooky mashup blends vintage horror aesthetics with everyday avian chaos for a design that is equal parts terrifying and hilarious.
Product Highlights
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Original Horror Parody: Features a detailed illustration of a chaotic white goose wearing a vintage-style ruffle clown outfit, complete with pom-poms, wild eyes, and sinister face paint.
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Bold Horror Typography: Distressed, dripping red lettering reading "WE ALL HONK DOWN HERE..." designed to grab attention immediately.
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Optimized for Dark Apparel: High-contrast composition crafted specifically to stand out on black tees, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and art prints.
- Great Gift Idea: The ultimate design for lovers of dark humor, spooky season aesthetic, funny bird memes, and creepy clown art.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft comfort
- Garment-dyed heavy fabric (6.1 oz) with a lived-in texture
- Tubular, side-seam-free construction for a smooth, classic silhouette
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear
- Available S–4XL with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Cross Point Supply tee starts with the Comfort Colors 1717 — a heavyweight, garment-dyed blank built to soften with every wash instead of falling apart. It's 100% ring-spun US cotton, dyed after construction for that lived-in color and texture right out of the bag. Double-needle stitching throughout and a tubular, seam-free body keep the construction clean and durable. Fit runs relaxed and true to size across S–4XL, with a sewn-in label and a fabric weight of 6.1 oz/yd² — substantial enough to hold its shape, soft enough to live in.
Care Instructions
Our shirts are Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed and soft from day one. Treat them right and they'll only get better with age.
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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